Recently an alien was caught on the outskirts of Bangalore. The news was obviously hushed up. One of my dad's friend who works for the super secret alien department extracted a belly dance from me in return for the information.
" I'll tell you something alien-y and super cool if you belly dance" he said...how can any man resist...
Apparently the alien had dressed up as a cow. My dad's friend obviously knew it was an alien the moment he saw it. " moo moo mooo ...( translated: how the hell did you come to know, human?" the alien asked him, i believe. For which he replied, " the moo-ment i saw i knew, cow alien!" ( hahaha...get it?? moo-ment??!*sheesh*)
Anyway, they recovered a tape from the alien. An ancient tape. Obviously the alien had been around for a long long time. Cave-man time and all...
The tape has a recorded bit of a day's proceedings of a certain cave-man thousands of years ago...
It goes something like this...
[top secret: ET 12xx34df%XX transcript no. 47 ]
Cave man: who am I?
Echo: who am I? Who am I? Who am I? Who...?
Cave man: that’s what I’m asking you!
Echo: oh, hell I can’t repeat that thrice and fade away!
Cave man: who asked you to do that?
Echo: (mocking) oh! Who asked you to do that? As though you don’t know!
Cave man: no I don’t...
Echo: you see...we are the echo species, ok? We tend to repeat what others say.
Cave man: but for what fun? You already know what the person has said. Why repeat it?
Echo: I just thought you looked dumb, you dino dung! Which line of evolution did you skip? When you discovered fire, the next thing you discovered was our species.
Cave man: really? Ah! Then you have to repeat everything I say...
Echo: technically...yes...but why do you ask?
Cave man: oh. Nothing! I’m a fool!
Echo: I’m a fool!
Cave man: aha! Hahahahhaah!!!
Echo: you! Wait till I get my hands on you!
Cave man: I’m a jackass!
Echo: I’m a jackass! No! No!
Cave man: you admit it! Hahahaa
[Not far away, a group of gorillas were watching the cave man]
Sally: Adam! Are you witnessing what I’m witnessing?
Adam: Affirmative, Sally dear. The neurotic boy seems to imagine his echo is a real person.
Sally: tch! Tch! What a shame!
Adam: indeed! When did we discover echoes, dear?
Sally: oh! Long, long time ago! It was right about the time when we had that barbecue lunch and we left the fire burning...
Adam: ah! Yes! Poor creatures. I fear to imagine what will happen of them in the coming years...
[End transcript no. 47 ]
[destroy after use ]
" Did it really happen? is it true, uncle?" i asked him...
guess i'll never know... *sigh*